” Look you damn bozos, the name is
KIM KARDASHIAN
NOT
TIN TRASHCAN”
(Kim Kardashian – World Famous Celebutante)
Kim Kardashian
Posted in Uncategorized with tags celebrity, celebutante, comedy, entertainment, fame, films, hollywood, humor., jokes, kim kardashian, reality tv, satire, silly, spoofs, useless on May 4, 2010 by theysaidthatRev. Jim Jones
Posted in Uncategorized with tags brainwashing, comedy, cults, guyana, history, humor., jim jones, jokes, mass murder, religion, religious history, satire, silly, spoofs on May 1, 2010 by theysaidthat“Excuse me, but does anyone have some Kool-Aid out there?”
(The Reverend Jim Jones, True Man of God”)
Bugs Bunny
Posted in Uncategorized with tags american cinema, american literature, animation, bugs bunny, cartoons, comedy, daffy duck, elmer fudd, hollywood, humor., jokes, movies, satire, silly, spoofs, warner brothers on April 27, 2010 by theysaidthat“When they signed me up, I thought I was going to be paid in CARATS!
Cheap, cheap Warner Brothers
(Bugs Bunny, Famed American Actor)
Joe Biden
Posted in Uncategorized with tags american history, barack obama, comedy, humor., joe biden, jokes, presidency, satire, silly, spoofs, vice predent, vice presidency, white house on April 26, 2010 by theysaidthatNo, no fellas, you have it all wrong.
We have an A-Bomb and an H-Bomb
But WE DO NOT HAVE
An F-BOMB
Joe “Chatty” Biden, Vice President of the United States
Jimmy Swaggert
Posted in Uncategorized with tags apocalypse, bible, comedy, evangelism, evangelist, humor., jimmy swaggert, jokes, religion, satire, scams, silly, spoofs, the bible on April 24, 2010 by theysaidthat“Every day of the Apocalypse all my BIBLE-MAX stores will be giving away
one FREE BIBLE when you buy a copy of my autobiography,
“I WALK LIKE CHRIST.”
(Jimmy Swaggert. True Man Of God)
Frank Perdue
Posted in Uncategorized with tags american food, chicken, comedy, food, frank perdue, healthy food, humor., jokes, peta, satire, silly, slaughter, spoofs on April 23, 2010 by theysaidthat“I can’t understand all that hate mail from PETA.
All my chickens go to very good homes.”
(Frank Perdue)
Barack Obama
Posted in Uncategorized with tags american history, barack obama, comedy, government, humor., jokes, presidency, satire, silly, spoofs, white house on April 22, 2010 by theysaidthat“Michelle, please, we’ll be late for the State Dinner.
Change, Change, Change.
(Barack Obama, President Of the United States)
Count Dracula
Posted in Uncategorized with tags comedy, count dracula, european literature, horror, humor., jokes, literature, movies, satire, silly, spoofs, transylvania, vampire on April 21, 2010 by theysaidthat“Ok dudes, you’ve got it
ALL WRONG.
A REAL BLOODY MARY
Is made with vodka and BLOOD.
Where do you get blood, you ask?
Ever hear of the RED CROSS….DUUH!
(Count Dracula, A Really Old Scary Man)
Issac Newton
Posted in Uncategorized with tags british history, calculus, comedy, gravity, humor., issac newton, jokes, mathematics, satire, science, science history, silly, spoofs, telescope on April 20, 2010 by theysaidthat“I am so frustrated.
I invented gravity.
Calculus.
The first reflecting telescope.
Wrote the New York Times best seller
Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica
A confirmed asexual.
Invented a tasty biscuit filled with fig jam
But I still can’t calculate the weight of a ton of feathers.
Damn, damn, damn.
(Isaac Newton – Famed Confirmed Asexual)
William Shakespere
Posted in Uncategorized with tags british history, comedy, english literature, humor., jokes, satire, shakespere, silly, spoofs, the classics, world history on April 19, 2010 by theysaidthat“Look dudes, the name of the character is ‘Hamlet’ not ‘Piglet.’
Who the hell would name a literary character ‘Piglet?’
Like DUUH.”
(William Shakespeare-One Of Those Dead Guys)
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